Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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