How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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