I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Randomize
