you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
So. Much. Porn.
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