They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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