so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Operation Purity has been aborted
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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