haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My balls are so social today.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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