on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
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You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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