Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Randomize
