So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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