Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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