ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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