I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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