For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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