therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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