it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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