I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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