tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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