Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
