Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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