So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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