It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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