On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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