Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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