U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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