I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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