so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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