it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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