Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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