I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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