I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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