I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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