i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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