ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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