How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I did not marry a roomba.
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