All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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