Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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