Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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