Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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