Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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