we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
