I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize