Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
