I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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