The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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