Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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