Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Do vagina's smell?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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