Grow some girl-balls and come out already
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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