We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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