He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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