Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
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