I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
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Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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