Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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