He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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