theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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