So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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