youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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