Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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